Ok.. no more lies, this is what really happened.

As credible as my bezoar kidnapping story sounded, I am sorry but I have to disapoint you all and tell you the truth... 

The kidnapping story was just a cover up for the real story. Here it is... I found my armenian half... authoritative, smoking cigar after cigar, and driving a car with tinted windows... everything I was looking for! Here's our wedding picture

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Oh, before I forget, we also got a child. Babies grow fast here...

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You can start sending your wedding, birth and baptism presents right away!!! And you may visit, because I don't know when I'll come back, especially since there's a second one on the way (he should be born soon khowing how fast they grow in this part of the world!).